WTF is happening to me?! Old Age FTL!

Well its the last night of freedom, as the missus is back on Monday - and as i have pool alllllllllll day tomoroow i only have/had tonight to grind.
So in preperation i went and got some bacon, coke, water, cigs and bread so i can make some juicy ass Bacon Sarnies and get a real good grind on the go till 2am when TUF (The Ultimate Fighter) Finale airs on ESPN, so i can watch Court Magee get KTFO - the guy looks like a Gargoyle - Ugly Mutha Fucker!!! (Not that id say that to his face mind! ;) )
Well i cant focus on playing at all, eyes have started watering and feeling crazy tired!!!!!!

I know i SHOULD get an early night as pool is about 2hrs 30mins drive away tomoz, so its a early start, but i really wanted to grind!!

I now know my biggest enemy is VOLUME as ive just filtered out all the shit on my SScope graph and have seen i have the following stats:

Played 121
Ave Profit = $1
ROI - 21%
Winnings = $156





My biggest issue is Volume and i think that is driven by my lack of care for Rake on Stars.......ive let myself go down to a Bronzestar since playing cash and now cant be fucked to get it back up and reap the benefits.
Amazingly ive played nearly 200 hu sngs already this MONTH on the BOSS network (Poker.co.uk)
and this is largely due to the fact that i get 30% Rakeback and the 5e HU turbos only have a 25c rake and therefore i need to play 400 jus tto get back 30e.

Looking more closely at the $6.25 HU Turbos on stars, you get 1.38FPPs for each u play and you need to earn 750 just to move up to the SILVERSTAR status.  Once here u earn 1.5FPP for every 1VPP u earn so it starts to get better.  GOLDSTAR may be a little tough to reach so ill set sites lower.

Its pretty certain ill start July with BRONZESTAR but will set myself teh challenge of the following:
A) Making SILVERSTAR 
B) Maintain an 15% ROI 
C) Only play HU Turbo games!

This could be tough and my rough calculations mean i would need to play 550 HU sngs all at the $6.25 level.
NOW if i maintain the 15% ROI that would equate to a cool $515 profit in the month. 

Now that would be a result!

140 HU sngs a week is a FUCKING LOT!!!!

But i like a challenge

Cach you on the Flip Flop ;) :p ;)